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What do you call a cow that rolls out of a trailer? Moo-ving violations.
Sergio Cuello, a resident of Concord, is not referring to a straightforward why did the cow jump over the moon and run away with the spoon?
It’s a children classic. Look it up.
He is referring to a new viral scene that he recorded on camera this past Friday am while traveling to work on Highway 49 close to Harrisburg.
“I see a trailer in front of me. Mind you, it’s not a big trailer, a pretty damn small trailer. I see the doors start to fall off. So I’m like, ‘Cool, he’s going to have some tools fall out.’”
But what he caught instead was an *udder* surprise.
“Seven, eight cows just start falling out.”
One after the other, like a case of Deja-moo.
“I just see the second, the third, the fourth.”
He thought about getting out to help but decided to *steer* clear.
“If I had a rope, some boots, and my dogs, I would’ve yee-hawed them home, I’ll tell you that much. But somebody’s getting fired.”
Cuello has surely made the most of his a-moo-sing experience and won’t soon forget it.
“Cow falling out, you ain’t — that’s some Final Destination stuff, man. You don’t think about…
