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The Loch Ness Monster was a Whale Penis
The mythical Loch Ness Monster, which is supposed to be hiding in the deep lake north of Edinburgh, Scotland, over 700 feet deep, was first officially sighted 90 years ago today.
Fans worldwide have been searching for the sea monster since the first known photo was taken all those years ago, raising the possibility of its existence. To take a single picture, hundreds of individuals have descended to various depths, from swimming in the murky waters to camping close by.
Additionally, a recent X-rated notion about the possible nature of the legendary beast has caused the Loch Ness Monster to go insane. The mythology began when marine biologist Michael Sweet hypothesized that it might be a male whale that was eager and swimming close to the surface.
Award-winning researcher and lecturer Mr. Sweet entered the discussion. They asserted that the long necks of sea monsters described by early explorers might have been the projecting penis of a male whale seeking a mate. With an image of the beast, he said, “Travelers and explorers used to draw what they saw back in the day.” Many sea monster stories originate from tales of tentacled and Allenesque appendages…
