How to Move an Asteroid

Watch out. Here we come.

If you haven’t heard, NASA sent one of its satellites to crash into an asteroid to redirect it before it hit Earth. And now my cell phone isn’t working except my rotary phone, which is still working. It’s back up in case anything happens soon. Keep an old backup phone. If you need to write down important phone numbers, please have a black book of important phone numbers, like for the family. 911 is easier to remember. It would be nice to be…