Gas Powered President
If you know by now, Robert F. Kennedy had a tapeworm in his brain many years ago. He almost had a Brian Tumor. Eventually, the tapeworm died. And he still lives. But how?
Kennedy’s brainworm was discovered following a period of memory loss and mental haze. He was told he had brain cancer and was scheduled for surgery at Duke University Medical Center shortly after the black spot was seen on the MRIs. He received a call from a doctor in New York City while he was getting ready for the trip, who convinced him that he had a dead worm in his head. Kennedy told the Times that the parasite had not affected him negatively and was now free of forgetfulness and fogginess. He can think now.
Our current president may have one and doesn’t know about it yet.
Pork tapeworm eggs are the source of cysticercosis. People typically consume food tainted with eggs. Hamer explained that as the eggs hatch, they “sort of migrate through your body and can end up in your muscles or in your brain.” The immune system then attacks the parasites and forms cysts around them. Most food from the Middle East, especially fish, needs to be cleaned correctly. People can still get COVID when the food needs to be cooked and prepared appropriately.
If the president eats sushi, it’s the same thing. Too much mercury in fish can make you poop in your pants. Or give you diarrhea or gas. Did that happen when the president stood in the middle of the road and waited for something? Or was it gas, or he farted.
Government conspiracies! We will never know. It’s a cover-up. Get your gas mask! The President has farted! Clear a path! Build a wall around the president!
Funny? I am sorry I had to write it. It was too funny. Let me know. In the comments.
