Aliens Cook Pancakes: Let Go My Eggo

The aliens gave me some pancake

A strange occurrence took place at Eagle River, Wisconsin, in 1961. Joseph Simonton, a local, claimed to have encountered an alien who gave him four pancakes.

The US Air Force submitted the pancakes for study because they took this story seriously. How did they learn this?

Simonton claimed that he heard an odd noise outside his home on April 18, 1961. When he got outside, he…